Wait should I not still be wearing this Threadless tshirt of a T-Rex playing Asteroids on an arcade cabinet? Is that not cool anymore? Or this one about refrigerator-based haikus?
MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
In a fun coincidence, I ended up working with the Threadless fridge haiku creator/poet Rolf Nelson for a couple years back in 2019 or so. Threadless tees were like 40% of my wardrobe in the 2000s.
