Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is here

Ready and waiting. Now have to work and sit in meetings for next 8 hours while Zelda:TotK stares at me.

Obi-Wan Kenobi = John Smith?

So is the name “Kenobi” like Smith in their galaxy? Or is Luke just a dolt?

“Obi-Wan Kenobi so weird I know a guy named Ben Kenobi oh well this soup is good.”

With the ubiquity and ease of ride sharing services these days, I do not think it is physically possible for anyone to care so much about a person they’d drive 90 minutes at 4:30 in the morning for them.

(I discovered this fact after briefly misunderstanding my wife and thinking she had just asked me to do so. Love you dear!!)

Reading glasses

I just had to buy reading glasses at Target in order to be able to read my phone in case anyone was wondering how old I am over here. 👴🏼

(Apparently in order to make my new contacts prescription strong enough to see far, it is now making my near vision worse.)

Image of my terrible handwriting on work notes.

My handwriting has atrophied even faster in last 3 years than it already was before WFH.

I mean come on. WTF could this possibly say? Lemon? 🍋

“You shut me down… No I shut myself down! ”

Animated screenshot of client Macbook Pro with multiple alerts about shutting down unexpectedly.

I’ve never had a Mac that caused me any troubles, this client laptop is so loaded with unnecessary corporate garbage that it’s constantly freaking out, shutting down, beach balling. After two years I finally get to send it back in a month. 🎉

(I actually like the project/client, but this laptop has been such a beating for so, so long.)