“You shut me down… No I shut myself down! ”

Animated screenshot of client Macbook Pro with multiple alerts about shutting down unexpectedly.

I’ve never had a Mac that caused me any troubles, this client laptop is so loaded with unnecessary corporate garbage that it’s constantly freaking out, shutting down, beach balling. After two years I finally get to send it back in a month. ?

(I actually like the project/client, but this laptop has been such a beating for so, so long.)